Monday, May 19, 2014

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Moxie Summers is a curvy, twenty-six year-old teacher who has not had the best track record with relationships. In a drunken stupor at a bar, she meets Miles who turns out to be her sparing equal, until she vomits all over his shoes. Just when she thinks things couldn’t get worse, her dream man turns out to be the single father of the newest student in her class. While fighting an attraction for Miles, Moxie’s conniving stepmother tries to advise Moxie she needs to get in shape if she’s ever going to catch the man of her dreams. To make matters worse a Girl Scout plans Moxie’s demise, a surprise party makes everyone blush, and then there was the skunk… Can Moxie overcome all the Girl Scout cookies, food poisoning and a showdown at Costco to get to Miles?

The Chronicles of Moxie is a Fantabulously Fun Debut


Moxie is a single woman, and kindergarten teacher, stumbling not so gracefully through her life. Men come and go and none really seem to stick, then he walks in… Miles.  Moxie what does she do? Still laughing my ass off, I’ll tell you, she *&%#@. This begins our venture into Moxie’s world.

“I dared myself to look back at the Adonis, who was now sitting at the bar, shooting the shit with Simon. Even though I was drunk enough to not feel my feet, looking at this man made my cocoon of love stir and I wanted his caterpillar nestled in it.”

Laugh out loud funny, sexy, quirky, sarcastic, unique and scarily addictive. Z.B. Heller manages to deliver not only a “f*cktastic” debut novel, but she also gives us unique and refreshingly realistic characters that will have you wishing they were your new BFFs. Moxie is pretty much every woman, at some point of their life. She is a truly realistic version of a modern day woman. Renne and Ryan are the friends every woman should have in her corner, and that Martha… OMG she makes the evil stepmother in Cinderella look like June Cleaver. Miles… mmmmmmm Miles… I just adore him, DILF material for sure. Dillion, Mile’s son is just too cute for words.

The writing here is superb and witty. Z.B Heller is not taking herself too seriously and what we get here is just pure side splitting humour. My tummy hurt while reading The Chronicles of Moxie, I haven’t laughed that hard since reading Wallbanger by the fabulous Alice Clayton and Seduction and Snacks by the one and only Tara Sivec. Some of the beauty one liners in this one will have you roaring with laughter.

“Listen, Snatchquash, we’ve got a real problem here.”

It’s not all laughs though, there’s romance, some drama and enough sexy times to keep all romance lovers more than satisfied.

“Moxie, you’re going to give me a complex, looking at me like that.” “Sorry, I can’t help it. I was trying to figure out the logistics of moving my organs around so that would fit in me.”

The Chronicles of Moxie ticks all the boxes, romance readers everywhere are going to talking about Moxie and her escapades for a quite some time. If you enjoy romantic comedy, this is your next read. I’m going on the record right now saying this will be a bestseller, it’s going to be your next favorite book and the one you’ll be dying to share with all your friends.  So stop being a twat waffle and go get your copy NOW!

I'm still laughing my ass off

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As a little girl it was always a dream for Z.B. Heller to become She-Ra Princess of Power. Since this dream was unobtainable, she spent what was probably way to long in college trying to "find herself". Becoming an artist scratched the creative itch until the stories in her head were getting to be to loud for her to get anything else accomplished. She lives in St. Louis with her husband, son and Flemish Giant rabbit Chloe. In her spare time she likes to read, stalk celebrities on Twitter and create the type of art that people scratch their heads about. 
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